The Best Ways To Ruin Your Walt Disney World Vacation

We all dream of the perfect Walt Disney World vacation. But do you want to know some sure-fire ways to ruin your vacation? Read on!

Sleep In

The best way to avoid lines and the (often) oppressive Florida heat is to arrive at the park at least 30 minutes before the park opens. You can get so much done in the first few hours that the parks are open. It’s cooler. Less “wall to wall.” And, admit it. Having sweaty, crabby, impatient kids is the perfect way to ruin your vacation.

Or…Go To Bed Early

I know. I’m a walking contradiction. And, after waking up early to beat the crowds, going to bed early sounds so inviting. But you’re on vacation. Sleeping is for lazy weekends at home. (My husband is reading over my shoulder and shaking his head.) But if you must (and I admit, I must) get your sleep, be sure to plan for at least a few late nights. Riding Splash Mountain at night? Magical. Fantasmic show at Hollywood Studios? Spectacular. Strolling the countries around World Showcase at EPCOT after dark, sipping a cool beverage waiting for the night time fireworks show to start? Something I never miss. The key is finding a good balance.

Sure, you can purchase the $12 rain ponchos Disney has in the parks but for a buck? A Dollar Store poncho works just as well.

Forget Your Dollar Store Rain Ponchos

An inopportune rain shower in Florida is inevitable. Preparation is key. Oh sure, you could buy the Mickey Mouse ponchos at about $12 a pop. But I can think of better things to spend your money on, (i.e. Mickey ears, Mickey bar, Mickey T). Toss a few cheapo Dollar Store ponchos in your backpack and you’re good to go.

Eat The Same Ol’ Burgers And Fries That You Do At Home

There are some amazing treats and meals at every park that are not to be missed. Dole Whips. Zebra Domes. Authentic Moroccan, German, French food at EPCOT. We have favorite breakfast places. Character meals. Our favorite park-by-park restaurants. There is so much to try for every budget and every palate. Try something you can’t normally get at home. Your tummy will thank you.

Bring Brand New Shoes

A trusty pair of sneakers are your best bet. I’ve seen women in heels. Men in spanking brand new sneakers. And then, the next day, they’re the ones hobbling around while the kids race ahead. Trust me on this one. Now is not the time to make a fashion statement or to try out a new pair of shoes. Break them in before you go.

Race From Attraction To Attraction

Trying to do too much will surely suck the wind from your wings. And being constantly exhausted is the perfect way to ruin your vacation. Slow down. The fun is in the details. Hidden Mickeys. The amazing queues of Expedition Everest, Tower of Terror and Haunted Mansion. DiVine at Animal Kingdom. The JAMMitors at EPCOT.  Just to name a few.

Enjoy a waterfall. Stop and enjoy a hidden Mickey or two.

Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants The Entire Trip

I love spontaneity. But at Disney World, I have to plan spontaneity. First, we rough out a plan of attack. This way, we are sure to hit the must-dos on our list. Then, we have an afternoon or a day with absolutely no plans at all. A little bit of schedule and a little bit of flexibility makes for a well-balanced vacation.

Pass Up A Photo Opportunity

Part of the fun of any vacation is the memories you share. And what better way to preserve them than with a quick pic in front of the castle, or Tree of Life or Spaceship Earth or….well, you get the picture. It’s easy. It’s quick. And it’s free. PhotoPass photographers will take your picture either saved on your PhotoPass card or with your very own camera or phone.

These are just the top 8 ways we’ve chosen to ruin previous trips.

Do you have a favorite way to ruin a trip?

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